Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who!
Who who?
That’s what an owl says!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who.
Oh never mind it’s pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya. Ya Who?
Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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