Basketball Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They're always dribbling.
Q: What did the march say to all the madness?
A: What's all that bracket
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd.
Q: How do you know when it's Lebron James' Birthday?
A: Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
Q: Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A: Because they always make jump shots.
Q: What did the triangle offense say to the ball?
A: Your pointless.
Q: What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?
A: Become a referee.
Q: What do you call a fantasy show about basketball?
A: Hooper-natural.
Q: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?
A: Swiss!!!
Q: How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
A: It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!
Q: What's the difference between the Miami Heat and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Detroit Pistons.
Q: Which are the best animals at basketball?
A: A score-pion.
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