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Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 6, 2016

Fat Cow--Kids Jokes

Fat Cow


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Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?

Kids: Meat!

Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon!

Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?

Kid: Homework!

Chủ Nhật, 26 tháng 6, 2016

Family Dinner--Kids Jokes

Family Dinner


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A family was having some people to dinner.

At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said,

"Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.

Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said,

"Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"

Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 6, 2016

Drink Of Water--Kids Jokes

Drink Of Water


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A small boy is sent to bed by his father… Five minutes later:

"Da-ad…"

"What?"

"I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."  Five minutes later:

"Da-aaaad…"

"WHAT?"

"I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!"  Five minutes later:

"Daaad…"

"WHAT?!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"


Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 6, 2016

A Kid Was Crying--Kids Jokes

A Kid Was Crying


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A kid was crying standing outside his house.

A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?"

Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house."

Passer by: "Who is your father?"

Kid: "That is what the fight is about."


Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 6, 2016

That’s horrible--Kids Jokes

That’s horrible



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One day a boy came home running while crying.



His mother asked what happened why are you crying?



The boy said `I got punished for something I did not do’.



His mother said ‘That’s horrible. what did you not do’.



The boy in tears said `my homework’



Thứ Năm, 9 tháng 6, 2016

In the Band--Kids Jokes

In the Band

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Sam’s eighth birthday, my brother took him to a football game. During halftime, a Marine band played, and Sam studied them intently.

“Why the interest in the band?” his father asked.

“I’m checking to see if Ben and Matt from our synagogue are in it. They’re Marines.”

“But they’re in Afghanistan.”

“If I were in a marching band, I’d say I was in Afghanistan too.”

Thứ Tư, 8 tháng 6, 2016

A Lesson In Goverment--Kids Jokes

A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT


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  A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

  When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

  His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

  ''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

  ''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

  ''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed.

  In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help.

  When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room.

  When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud,

  ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''


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Thứ Ba, 7 tháng 6, 2016

Sleep| Kids Funny Jokes

Sleep





Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”

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“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”

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“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”

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“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”

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“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”

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“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”

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“Paulie, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”

Thứ Hai, 6 tháng 6, 2016

Give You--Kids Jokes

Give You





Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"


Students: "Eggs!"


Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"


Students: "Bacon!"


Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"


Students: "Homework!"



 
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