SHUT-UP AND TROUBLE

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were friends, but every once-in-awhile they would get into a fight. One time after they had both just gotten ice-cream, Trouble's ice-cream fell. Trouble then stole Shut-up's ice-cream and ran away. Shut-up ran after Trouble but eventually lost him, sat on a curb, and started to cry.

A police officer pulled up and asked, “What's your name?”

“Shut-up.”

The officer got angry and asked the same question again and got the same reply. Finally, he asked the same question and got the same reply and then said, “Boy, are you looking for Trouble?”

And Shut-up said, “Yeah, that fool stole my ice-cream!”

Basketball Jokes

Basketball Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? 

A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls. 

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters? 

A: They're always dribbling. 

Q: What did the march say to all the madness? 

A: What's all that bracket 

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? 

A: Juan on Juan. 

Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? 

A: She ran away from the ball. 

Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early? 

A: He wanted to beat the crowd. 

Q: How do you know when it's Lebron James' Birthday? 

A: Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early. 

Q: Why are frogs so good at basketball? 

A: Because they always make jump shots. 

Q: What did the triangle offense say to the ball? 

A: Your pointless. 

Q: What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight? 

A: Become a referee. 

Q: What do you call a fantasy show about basketball? 

A: Hooper-natural. 

Q: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? 

A: Swiss!!! 

Q: How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone? 

A: It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring! 

Q: What's the difference between the Miami Heat and a dollar bill? 

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. 

Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? 

A: The Detroit Pistons. 

Q: Which are the best animals at basketball? 

A: A score-pion. 

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Goat Jokes

Goat Jokes

What do you call an unemployed goat? 

Billy Idol. 

What do you call a goat at sea? 

Billy Ocean. 

What do you call a goat with one ear? 

Van goat. 

What do you call a spastic goat? 

Billy the kid. 

What do you call a goat on a mountain? 

Hillbilly. 

What do you call a goat that lip syncs? 

Billy-Vanilli. 

What do you call a goat playing the piano? 

Billy Joel. 

What do you call a Spanish goat with no back legs? 

Gracias. 

What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats? 

A pimp. 

What do you call a goat hosting the Oscars? 

Billy Crystal. 

What do you call a goat with a beard? 

Goatee! 

What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm? 

A goat! 

What do you call a goat that was married to Angelina Jolie? 

Billy Bob Thorton. 

What do you call a goat that knows martial arts? 

Karate kid 

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