Clean Jokes To Tell Your Kids Ever
Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: Stop picking on me.
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
Q: Where does bad light go?
A: PRISM!
Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinners on me
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid
Q: Where do pencils go on vacation?
A: Pennsylvania
Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton.
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tu-lips (two-lips)
Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
Q: What is a bubbles least favorite drink?
A: Soda POP
Q: What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?
A: Between you and me something smells.
Q: What stays on the ground but never gets dirty?
A: Shadow.
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