Farmer Jokes For Kids Of The Day
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field!
What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A transfarmer.
What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day!
What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
What do farmers use to make crop circles?
A Protractor
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries! If a cow laughed really hard.... would milk come out of her nose?
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What's the best part of farming?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes
What kind of pigs know karate?
Pork chops!
What do you call a Nebraskan farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
What new crop did the farmer plant?
Beets me!
What grows under your nose?
Tulips!
Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
Kinder-garden.
Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedihens!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense!
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
He has got no beef.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor!
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton!
Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was ahead!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
Why were the baby strawberries crying?
Their ma and pa were in a jam
What type of horses only go out at night?
Nightmares!
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