Subscribe:

Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 10, 2016

Hilarious Jokes For Kids Of All The Time

Hilarious Jokes For Kids





Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave!


Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!


Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!


Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!


Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!


Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Because they take too long to iron!


Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?

Take away her credit card!


Q:  Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?

So he could hide in the crayon box!


Q:  How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

By the footprints in the butter!


Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?

Grapes are purple.


Q:  What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

“Here come the elephants!”


Q:  What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

“Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)


Q:  What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!


Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean meat!


Q:  What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!


Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!


Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!


Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!


Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!


Q:  Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!


Q:  What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!


Q:  Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!


Q:  Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems!


Q:  Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course!  The Empire State Building can’t jump!


Q:  If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

0 nhận xét:

Đăng nhận xét

 
Blogger Templates