Hilarious Jokes And Riddles for Kids
Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming!
What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves!
What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move?
The road!
What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
Hi Cliff!
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What did the candle say to the other candle?
I’m going out tonight.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you say when you lose a wii game?
I want a wii-match!
What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
The Telephone.
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Your pointless!
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
Post Office!
What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A bellybutton!
Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One! After that it’s not empty!
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Why do girls scouts sell cookies?
They wanna make a sweet first impression.
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